Expectant Mother: "Doctor Bobrow, I feel more at ease with you in attendance"!
Doc Howie: "Doc Bobrow at your cervix"
Expectant Mother: "Well I'm certainly dilated to see you".
Paramedic Cory: "This will be the crowning moment of Carlisle 2010'.
El Guapo: "Where's Al with those damn sheets and hot water"?