Yech to both. We are talking figuratively, though. If either one of them were actually in front of me, I'm sure they'd be just fine!
I'd really like to make the girl in this videos aquaintance, though.
Something about leather and long dark hair:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVxt-Qr8ml0
The song is a bit redneck but who cares about the song anyway?