@Stan Galat ...
We bow to you. We bow low.
Those were twin tours de force! They read like epic poems, as if Longfellow had been denied a shed permit.
Bravo.
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Both the People’s Republic of Kalifornia and the Mafia’s Republic of Illinois are hereby removed from my list of possible retirement locations. So it is written. So shall it be done.
THAT DOES IT! I'm not gonna sell the Bridge to anyone in Californicate OR Sicofnois! 
I'm gonna get back to the Nigerian Prince and see if he's still interested. 
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Stan, thanks for the real explanation of why London Bridge ended up on the Arizona shore of Lake Havasu.
I always thought it was because they couldn't find the original VIN plate.
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Nailed it. I swear to god @Stan Galat is or has been a reporter at some point.
In Maryland I would combine several from column CA with most from column IL and add
*28 percent of all contracted work must be allotted to a Certified W/MBE operated by a relative or side piece of a Relevant Political Operative. This work will, likewise, be actually done by undocumented immigrants working for $9.25 per hour but the Prevailing Wage ($43.80) plus copious overtime wages will be paid to the W/MBE company operator who will kick back an amount that is suitable to the Relevant Political Operative
*There will be no fewer than 11 "Change Orders" to the project and scope of work. These will (by law) cause the Cost Overrun to exceed 100 percent.
And to think this stuff actually happens 
From inside the Defense industry I can attest that much of it is SOP.
@Cory McCloskey posted:@Stan Galat ...
We bow to you. We bow low.
Those were twin tours de force! They read like epic poems, as if Longfellow had been denied a shed permit.
Bravo.
Does anyone need a shed permit? I have a few 
@*LongFella posted:Does anyone need a shed permit? I have a few
Get yourself a Yorkie or a Maltese. Neither breed sheds! 
Nor does a poodle, I think.
@Napa Paul posted:Get yourself a Yorkie or a Maltese. Neither breed sheds!
We have two Havanese - very similar