Alan did you know about these?

Sorry, I meant to P.M. this,too late now..others might be interested though.
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1885413618.html

Alan's going to have to pave his yard.

I Found The Text A Little Hard To Read. Can't Put A Finger On Why, Exactly.

5 in one place at one time and we don't know who the guy is even! We East Coaster must truely be an unfriendly stand-offish bunch! Does Alan have a relative still in NJ?

Capitalizing the first letter in every word is what makes the post so darn hard to read. Think about hitting the Caps key at the beginning of each word. Pain in the butt. Ship all five to central Illinois, we have plenty of room for them once the harvest is in.

I do still have relatives and good friends still in NJ, I keep telling them to get the hell out ASAP as I did eleven years ago, pay 1/3 the tax rate here, not have to drive 1.5 hours plus to commute a lousy 22 miles too. I enjoy visiting my family and friends even though NJ makes me pay a toll to enjoy the privilege of getting out of the place~
I've seen the for sale ads for this collection before.... I don't want to have to pave all of my lawn. I have no interest in owning any part of this pile. I have all I need build wise, that will keep me wrenching up until the night before Carlisle.
The three that appear to be together they want top dollar for and the two projects speedy's are, serious projects and way over priced. ~Alan

http://www.snotr.com/video/2958

When that video was posted last year, I watched it a thousand times, and cracked up each time. Still makes me laugh!

I just did an ASNER.... Diet Coke and french fry out the nose!
Hilarious!!!

Bwaaaaa Haha, Alan!