"As part of my continuing efforts to simplify my life, I have put the fire truck on eBay. Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell anyone crazy enough to buy a big toy like this one. :-D
It's great for cleaning gutters, getting cats out of trees, flying the flag on Independence Day at your home or business and, for you HAMs, imagine a 100 foot high field day tower with its own generator!"
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