So apparently the Dutchman went $14,500 after he was told there was a $14K offer on the table for the $12,995 Speedster... I'm on the list for the fall-through, but down a ways.
Wolfgang, thanks. I had noticed that the fellow was a dealer, and checked out his feedback before I called him. He retracted the existence of the "door dings" during our conversation; said the phrase was left over from a template he uses for all his eBay car descriptions... LOL. He forgot to remove it.
Anyway, as I said, the support and enthusiasm you all show on this site sure keeps my fire stoked. I'm pretty level-headed about big purchases, but this hunt will require all of my restraint in order to choose wisely and within budget. I wasn't even contemplating a purchase right now, but the insane price was a real motivator...
I'll get there. Meanwhile, I continue to thrill to all of your new pics and especially your videos!
David, Ignacio, Mel, Ricardo, Bruce, Craig... Thanks for weighing in! And Alan... thanks especially for the how-to on the rock chips. I know I'll need it. There's no substitute for smart friends.
Later, boys.