How about THEM apples? Have no fear, though. For every cool save, there's a vomit comet:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsche-912-912-Porsche_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6429QQihZ016QQitemZ260043041846QQrdZ1
Two grand and change gets you a 912-powered Kubelwagen -- without the .30-cal mount (sorry, Jimbo ... ):
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Volkswagen-Thing-181-73-Type-181-Thing-Porsche-912-powered_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ15295QQihZ016QQitemZ260042695051QQrdZ1
Thirty-six grand gets you this Beckaru! Whose is it? We've seen 'em here before -- here's part of the pitch: "We have an attention to detail, customer service, and performance that is unmatched in the Speedster replica market. We are confident you'll find its our car or no car. The Beck Speedster ... ."
But it's not from Beck:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsche-356-Speedster-1957-Porsche-356-Speedster-Replica_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6428QQihZ011QQitemZ320039359076QQrdZ1
And, finally, a white fiberglass tonneau. It's kinda like the one I used to have:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsche-356-Speedster-tonneau_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ42611QQihZ018QQitemZ280041609598QQrdZ1
Mine sat on the car pretty well, but this one's a slightly different design and I haven't got any connection to it. Here's what mine looked like on the car: