@DannyP
So we were down in SC and trying to find a better route north than I-95 across the GWB, and the Taconic Parkway looked interesting but I had heard something about not allowing trailers, so I look up who patrols the Taconic (NY State Troop K) and give them a call. It was answered by "Sargent So-and-So, Troop K, New Yawk State Police".
I gave him my pitch on trailering my little car behind my pickup and asked if that was allowed on the Taconic Parkway as a shorter route than going up I-81 to I-84. Those of you who've met me know that I often sound like "Your Cousin from Bahsten" on those Sam Adams commercials, so when I finish talking I get dead air on the phone for a few seconds and then he says:
"Geez.... You sound like one-a them "Red Sox Fans."
"Well, yeah. I live near Boston and watch the Red Sox from time to time."
"Well, as a life-long Yankees fan and all, I don't know as I can really help ya, yah know?"
"What!?! All I wanna know is if I can trailer my car up the Taconic! I'm not gonna sit at Fenway and Boo the Yanks, yah know...."
"Yeah, I hear ya, but we don't want yah speeding up the Taconic with a sportscar on that trailer, Yah know?"
"Honest to Derek Jeeter, I wouldn't be speeding..."
Then he chuckled a bit and said he was just pulling my leg 'cuz he heard my accent, but trailers were not allowed on the Taconic for safety reasons. My safety, because Taconic traffic is always heavy and the drivers have a bad habit of speeding and weaving around a lot like at the Indy 500 and he didn't want to see me get in an accident. However!
"If yah wanna shorter route, come across the Tapan Zee Bridge and immediately get on the "Sawmill Parkway" north all the way up to I-684 and then to I-84. That should shorten your trip from I-81 by 30 minutes or more. It'll say "No Commercial Trailers" as you get on, but that doesn't apply to private vehicles and trailers not under hire. You ain't gettin' paid to trailer that car are ya?"
"No sir, it's my trailer and truck. Just us, the car and trailer and a couple of Terriers."
"Well, just keep'em on a leash - We all know how wild those Boston Red Sox Terriers are!"
Who says NY State Cops don't have a sense of humor?
The Sawmill Parkway has a speed limit of 60, IIRC, and has many, many gentle sweeping curves and elevation changes as it flows through a few towns and it's a very pretty route, but they don't get many trailers on there, either, so when you're gliding along, keeping up with traffic and the diesel is snorting nicely keeping up on the hills, it can be almost as much fun as driving a Speedster.