Famous Movie Lines

I was going through the channels yesterday evening just in time to hear Robert Duvall say his famous " I Love the smell of Napalm in the morning".....so I thought a thread would be in order....
Give me some famous one liners....

One of my favourites comes from nat Lamp's Christmas vacation when Clark says..."Fixed the newell post!" after he goes postal and chops off the top of the post with a chainsaw. Actually, that flick has many great lines...

inspector Clouseau; 'Does your dog bite?'

"See in this Country u gotta get the money, after u get the money den u get the power, after u get the power, den, u get the women."

Scareface-Al Pacino

DID YOU ORDER A CODE RED?????????????????????????????

How bout when Kate (objecting to his family's business in the Godfather series says to Micheal) "Don't be naive Micheal, senators and congressmen don't kill people".
Micheal pauses and then replies with "now look who's being naive'.

"Go ahead - make my day!"

"A man's got to know his limitations."

Dirty Harry Calahan

The last line in one of my favorite movies:

"I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding (Morgan Freeman)
"The Shawshank Redemption" 1994

JOHN
I WATCH THAT MOVIE AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH DURING TAX SEASON
ANDY DUPREE

"I READ BOOKS
DO U KNOW HOW TO READ?"
THEN HE GETS HIS ASS BEAT

From my favorites, mainly because they bring back such vivid memories of two of the best movies of all time.

Cool Hand Luke
"I wish you'd quit being so good to me boss"
and "What we have here is a failure to communicate!"

Giant
Leslie: "Money isn't everything, Jett."
Jett: "Not when you've got it."

"Badges!? We don' need no steeenking badges!"
Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Can there be a more Westrern Movie?

I see dead people...........
I'll be back.........
Houston, we have a problem.
Ward, You were pretty rough on the beaver last night.

Another one from inspector Clouseau:
"There is a time for laughing and there is a time for not laughing, and this is not one of those times."

And then there's always more of this one:
"Badges, we ain't got no badges, we don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any Steenking badges!"


Greg

After the first "Bash-by" of the shark in Jaws:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

"Where's the white women at?" Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles had a lot of them...they just don't make them like that anymore. I still say all to often..."What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!?"

Vince, I bet there are a lot of lines from the old Leave it to Beaver that would be just hilarious now.

"Truth"
"You can't handle the truth"

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
-- Darth Vader

Here's a whole list of classic one-liners:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/movies/bal-movieoneliners-pg,0,4952595.photogallery

Including my favorite:

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

National Lampoon's Vacation: "We're not a normal family,Rusty! We're the Griswalds!"
Animal House: " Give up! We'll never give up! Did America give up when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?!!"

Koor-roo-koo-koo-ka-roo-koo-koo.......

If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you....

Mike - That is classic. Strange Brew is on my Top 10 All-Time-Favorite Movies (as far as mindless entertainment goes). It's right up there with 'Man With two Brains' and visiting this website! Bwaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa

My favorite was from the "Maltese Falcon," when Bogart lifts up the falcon statue and utters,"The stuff dreams are made of." A Golden Oldie!

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

Gone with the Wind - Rhett Butler (Clark Gable to Liz Tayler)

Lethal Weapon 2: "Who is the dickhead now?"

Office Space: "Lumbergh f***ed her"

Pulp Fiction: "Ezekiel 25:17, The path of the righteous man....."

In the Howard Hughes biographical film when Alex Baldwin looses out to Hughes on the airline deal. Alex utters 1 word.......
anybody know that line?

From the Godfather......Peter Clemenza to Rocco who has killed Paulie in the car

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli".

Hey Ernie, wasn't it "F***!" ?? Same word that Col. Frank Slade said in "Scent of a Woman"....his advice to the cat prior to leaving for his escapades in NYC, "when in doubt, "F***."

Sence I get pick on for having a yellow speedsta. Nicknamed the

Yellow submarine..

What's Ya problem? Blue Meanies.

"Set my people free"... Spike Lee in ... oh wait a minute.. that was Chuck Heston! LOL...

Too many to list just one...

"We've got a full tank of gas, a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearin sunglasses.

Let's go.....

The original Blues Brothers.

"Damned dirty apes."
-- Heston

"Just like a dago...brings a kinfe to a gun fight!" Sean Connery in The Untouchables.

Same movie (Untouchables)...."he's in the car" when Ness is asked where Nitti was. Ness had just thrown him off the roof of a building and he crashed through the roof of a car on the street below.

Another from Shawshank Redemption -

"Get busy living, or get busy dying..."

angela

"Can I see your license?"

"isn't it on the bumper man?"

Cheech and Chong

Best one for me is from Top Gun:

"I feel the need... the need for SPEED!"

I've been know to be shouting this on my way out the door with the keys to Speedy in my hand! =)

Jeff Spicoli my hero

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Dave

Here another one the always cracks me up in fact everything in their movies cracks me up. Guess who it is.
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/ Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?

What the hell are you singing?

You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God himself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.

You mean the guys in that Prince movie?

Yeah, Purple Rain.

Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.
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