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(Christopher Walkins voice): This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now... he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it... that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'.... His ass.
Five looong years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then, when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Burgess Meredith, as Grandpa, is shown acting out different versions
of one scene in out takes. Presumably the nature of the scene meant that the choice of which version to use had to be made later.

Grandpa's lines were as follows. N.B. He's just seen Chuck enter the
home of Ariel.

Take 2: Looks like he's going to enter the holy of holies .. coitus
uninterruptus.
Take 5: Look's like Chuck's slipping her the old salami.
Take 7: Looks like Chuck's going to put the hotdog in the bun.
Take 13: Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl.. Meeeeoowwwwww
Take 13 (also): Looks like Chuck's taking the old log to the beaver
Take 14: Look's like Chuck's gonna bury his boner.
Take 10: Look's like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town.
Take 16: Look's like Chuck's taking a ride on the wild balony pony.
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