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A handy man from Arkansas looking for some work knocks on the door of a wealthy businessman in Little Rock (No that's not the joke)

He pleads his case and says, "Ah kin do much anything and do a real good job".

After a few minutes of listening to this guy the businessman says OK,OK, you can come out back and paint the porch.

After about 20 minutes the handy man comes back and says, "Ahm, all done".

Wow says the businessman, that's incredible, lets go see.

And to that the handy man says, "But, that ain't no porche, it's a Ferrari".

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...or maybe the husband, suspected his wife was having an affair with the pizza delivery guy, because she had been ordering the "special pepperoni pizza" everyday for lunch.

On this day, when he came home unexpectedly and found the Pizza delivery scooter in the garage next to his wife's Ferrari, he lost his cool and smashed the car he had bought her as an anniversary gift.

Meanwhile, back at the office, Tatiana, the jealous husband's nymphomaniac secretary, waited impatiently for him to return to their secret love nest in the...
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