Stan, I don't doubt for a minute the fundamental superiority of the rotary electric fuel pump. And I'm sure you are...
It's just that my wise and grizzled mechanic suggested we start with the basic, stock fuel pump when we put in a new engine, just to keep things simple, and to see how that worked out. The plan was to switch to electric if there were any need to. But two years later, there hasn't been any need to.
At least any actual, physical need to - like ominous pools of volatile liquid under the car, an engine that coughs and sputters, or suspicious petrol smells in the garage. I think you've already outlined in detail the theoretical needs to. And I must admit that the Luddite in me is drawn to the prospect of having yet another toggle switch under the dash to command.
"Perhaps a cult drugged me, kidnapped me, and did horrible things to me with mechanical fuel pumps."
I'm heartened to see that our sessions here have helped you to confront the mechanical fuel pump demons in your past. You're still not ready to admit that this actually happened, but this is a good start. I'm sure that surviving the ordeal has made you a stronger person.
"Hey honey, lets just hang out beside the road in the middle of this corn-field for an hour or so while the fuel quits boiling in the line".
You say that like it's a bad thing. I have at least a few memories from my youth when hanging out in the middle of a cornfield with the right someone for an hour or so was not at all an unpleasant experience.
Okay, I think our hour is up now. Let's pick this up where we left off, next week.