I remember the days when installing an engine using a regular floor jack, not a motorcycle jack. I often started out getting it lined up by eye both left-to-right and then up-and-down, even though the engine was balanced precariously on the jack plate (isn't it interesting that Hans and Fritz put the oil strainer plate RIGHT where the jack plate wants to go??)
Then I get behind, grab the exhaust headers and start jiggling and pushing.
Usually very little happens at first, so I jiggle harder and push harder and then something happens - it usually slips a little on the jack. Other than that, not much, so I line it up on the jack again and start over.
I try moving it up a bit and try again. Jiggle, jiggle.....push, push....
Nothing.
So I then let it down a bit - what the heck - and try THAT level.
Lots of jiggling and pushing and grunting and straining and then.....
Nothing.
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By now, I usually have elevated both my body temp AND my oil, er, I mean, BLOOD pressure.
I raise it up to the original height and jiggle the hell out of it while grunting and straining and FINALLY it pushes in - all but the last 1/2", and only on the top - the bottom is all the way in.
So I raise it up just a little bit and try jiggling and pushing and grunting all over again and then......
The damn thing works it's way back OUT!!!!!!!
!@#$%^ and +*)&^%!! SCREW THIS!!!! I'm gonna get a beer!
So then I have a Guinness and sit there glaring at the damn thing until my head stops pounding and my blood pressure comes down again. Usually about this time, Kathy comes in to see how things are going and I bite her head off and then have to feel bad about THAT, too...
So I line it all up, again, and start over, AGAIN......
Jiggle, Jiggle......Push....push.....PUSH!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
This process often went through several iterations until if finally all fit together and I usually rewarded myself with another beer.
THEN.....good old George Brown suggested using the motorcycle jack.
Miracle of miracles!!!! It holds the engine level, no matter what!! You line the engine up once and it just plain slides in there!! I couldn't believe it!!!
Ever since then, that's all I use, even if I have to borrow one from a friend or neighbor. They're that good. We even used one at Carlisle on Lane's car. Bill Drayer is now a motorcycle jack convert, too.
All's well that ends well.........
Gordon
"Born again Motorcycle Jack Guy" from Beaufort