Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers .......
Lionel phones his mother living in Springfield, MA USA.
'Mum, how are you?' he asks.
'Not too good,' answers Lionel's mother, 'I've been very weak.'
Lionel, concerned asks, 'Why are you so weak, mother?'
She says, 'Because I haven't eaten in 23 days'
Lionel stammers, 'That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 23 days?'
His mother replies, 'Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should phone.'
stages of motherhood
4 Years Of Age - My mummy can do anything.
8 Years Of Age - My mum knows a lot.
12 Years Of Age - My mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 Years Of Age - Naturally, mother doesn't know that, either.
16 Years Of Age - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 Years Of Age - That old woman? She's way out of date.
25 Years Of Age - Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 Years Of Age - Before we decide, let's get mum's opinion.
45 Years Of Age - Wonder what mum would have thought about it.
65 Years Of Age - Wish, I could talk it over with Mum.
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