It's actually for the same reason that I probably won't be attending this year, either. My wife is due 6/8, and the few feelers I put out about Carlisle this year have been met with more resistance than carbon fiber brakes.
I'm not saying it's completely out of the question... but it looks doubtful at best. In fact, I just brought up the fact that a few attendees have medical backgrounds and got "the look".
We'll forward pictures of the newest speed racer once he(!!)'s delivered, though.
My son Jason and daughter in-law's due date is the Saturday of Carlisle, I told Jason to stuff a plug in it ... ahh.. wait, that's how it all got started, I'm just say'n. ~Alan
El Guapo and I are running a "Special" for early Carlisle delivery services. Elastic traction and a Catcher's mitt should be able to deal with any emergency. Hell if it rains again, we even have brave individuals that will hold the umbrellas to ward off lightning and evil spirits. I suggest all you expectant fathers out there MAN-UP and tell the little ladies in your life that THIS is how its going to be. El and I will be setting up a MASH unit under the tent, by the row of Speedies. Afternoon deliveries get a 2 for 1 special price, depending on the insurance your carry and the deductible. If you have a pre-existing condition, 50% more, paid in advance, of course.
I've delivered a few babies -- one in a minivan, one in an elevator and one on the kitchen floor of a firehouse. None was overcomplicated, all got two clamps and a clean cut ...
I'm pretty sure we could do three in a field in the pouring rain without all those nasty hospital bills! Who wants to bring a cot and some D-5W?
Jim, you call Rampart. Howard, you call the push, Wild Bill mans the catcher's mitt and I'll start the fluids!
I'm pretty sure we could do three in a field in the pouring rain without all those nasty hospital bills! Who wants to bring a cot and some D-5W?
Jim, you call Rampart. Howard, you call the push, Wild Bill mans the catcher's mitt and I'll start the fluids!
ECB - I got the pictures! Thanks!
I'll bring my lobster boiler and some sheets. They always say,"boil some water and get some sheets"!!!
I don't know what for...but I'll bring 'em.
I don't know what for...but I'll bring 'em.
Good Lord! We're gonna need to set a maternity ward at the show field.
If one of the babies is a boy, maybe he should be named Ferdinand, after Dr. Porsche.
If one of the babies is a boy, maybe he should be named Ferdinand, after Dr. Porsche.
Expectant Mother: "Doctor Bobrow, I feel more at ease with you in attendance"!
Doc Howie: "Doc Bobrow at your cervix"
Expectant Mother: "Well I'm certainly dilated to see you".
Paramedic Cory: "This will be the crowning moment of Carlisle 2010'.
El Guapo: "Where's Al with those damn sheets and hot water"?
Doc Howie: "Doc Bobrow at your cervix"
Expectant Mother: "Well I'm certainly dilated to see you".
Paramedic Cory: "This will be the crowning moment of Carlisle 2010'.
El Guapo: "Where's Al with those damn sheets and hot water"?
Not to mention all the Oban for the spectators.
Patron anyone?
Booked into Christiansburg and Carlisle......Someone fire up the egg samich machine.........
Leon ... just called ahead to the samich stand on your behalf :)
Did someone say 'Egg Sammies'?
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He does possess a certain air of sophistication.
Yummmmm.....
Thanks Alan.....And Lane, that photo will always raise my cholesterol level.....I'm just saying....8>)
...and this one should raise everyone's fear of 'Guamaniacs'!!
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Shubbie - you and I have reservation! Brrrr --- back to garage. I looked at the ground wire coming out of the steering column and said "oh, that's for the horn ground" then promptly grounded horn so its always grounded and on, dooh.
Hot seeking ground ring a bell?
That's funny!
That's funny!