How come no honeys?

I was just looking at the Carlisle site to see about registration and I happened to notice there isn't a Beauty Contest for the Import/Kit Car Show, what's up with that!?
I'm planning on heading up for one of the three days, more than likely friday since there won't be any bikinis on Sunday, or is Sunday a better day? Saturdays are tough for me but could be done if needed, just trying to get a feel for the best day to be there.

The little woman has expressed interest -- on the phone from Miami.
I thought we had a deal; she takes a vacation, I get one also.
WTF?
Kidding. She does want to come to the show -- and she's got butt floss, too. I'll make it a condition!
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The best day is always Sat.,as long as the weather holds. I guess the best day is the one(s) when it doesn't rain. :(

Cory - Hmmm, interesting behavior!

You know what I don't understand? Okay, stepped into that - I don't understand lots of things...but on this subject....

It is statistically proven that women either directly purchase themselves or they are majority decision makers (or breakers...) for SIXTY percent of all vehicle purchases. Soooo

Why aren't there hot scantily clad men at car shows whooping it up on the stage? In fact, tell ya what, they don't even have to be all that hot. I'll go for "average" but "real enthusiastic!" as I have such a great appreciation for the opposite sex.

So come on guys, step it up for us car-chicks! Shed your shirts (at least!) and dance dance dance!! Whooo-hooo!

Egads...Steve better LOOK out for me when I get home tomorrow!
angela

Angela......Call the Adalaide, tell them to heat that pool....

Yes, heat the pool. We would not want "shrinkage" to be an issue!
angela

Mckey,

That would give the right-seaters something to do although I'm not too sure how successful we'll be talking them into bikinis. :>)

Angela,

If you come to Carlisle we'll see what we can do to arrange for a few of the guys to dance in yellow thongs - Alan? Gordon? Bill?

Now THAT'S a visual I just don't need!

OK, I packed my speedo.

"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'round The 'Ole ..........

GN.. we're wait'n on ya!

I may bring the banana hammock. We'll see whether or not the Girl comes along. (No Girl, no slingshot. I know which side my bread's buttered on.)

To your point Angela... would you settle for a few guys below average and highy medicated? Now were talking.... Fella's get in line... Anything for Angela... :-)

Speedster "D"

Careful, Bill, the ladies might be waving their dollar bills to see your 'packed' Speedo! LOL

I plan on bringing my tool belt and hard hat to Paso.....
Gotta be prepared, is my motto

Is that a Wrench in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

"D"

Oh let's see, banana hammocks, slingshots, handcuffs (larry probably has plenty of them) and now Vince's tool belt.

I'm telling you, you guys got it GOING ON!!!! Tool belts are the BEST! That's why Steve gets a new one every year for Christmas.
angela

"...banana hammocks, slingshots, handcuffs, and now Vince's tool belt."

The only image this conjurs is THE VILLAGE PEOPLE! Probably one of Vince's favorite 8-track tapes.

I remember arriving on St. Maarten on vacation a few years back, and got over to one of the "better" beaches. Turns out, the Island was awash in Europeans, and most of the beaches were at least topless, and sometimes more. THAT part I liked.

What was the worse part, though, while I was soaking in the views all around me, this guy comes walking down the beach; late 50's (I'm not quite there yet), black-rimmed, coke bottle-bottomed glasses, slightly balding (on his head, at least), BIG belly and maybe 275 - 300 lbs. overall, semi-solid mat of gray/white curly hair all over his body......and a pair of Speedo's. Oh, yeah....it was hot and he was sweating profusely while he was puffing along the beach.

Sure turned me off in a hurry.........

Of course, there is Bill Drayer and me in our shorts.....we could have a "Best Knees" contest!!

Sorry, Bill....kinda cropped you out of this picture, but "Blackie" is still in there!

What was the worse part, though, while I was soaking in the views all around me, this guy comes walking down the beach; late 50's (I'm not quite there yet), black-rimmed, coke bottle-bottomed glasses, slightly balding (on his head, at least), BIG belly and maybe 275 - 300 lbs. overall, semi-solid mat of gray/white curly hair all over his body......and a pair of Speedo's. Oh, yeah....it was hot and he was sweating profusely while he was puffing along the beach.

Gordon
that was Vince :)