WHO THE HELL GOES TO FLORIDA IN FRIGGIN AUGUST??????????
Didn't anyone tell ya that it's too friggin HOT there in August?
Like, 'you can't even friggin breathe', hot?
Like, plot your course to the restaurant by where the shade is, hot?
Like 'stay the hell inside with the A/C on', hot?
People in "The South", like in Florida and where Lane lives (and I'm seriously beginning to question Lane's reasons for still being there) will always 'Bug Out' to the cooler mountains from June to the end of September, if they can still afford it. Why? Why the hell do you think? It's friggin HOT in the South in the Summer. It was Hot before the Civil War. It was hotter when Faulkner wrote about it in the 40's and 50's. It was hotter, still, when Conroy wrote about it in the 90's and it's even hotter NOW and Lane ain't even writing about it!
People PAY to get the hell out of the South in the Summer. Why would ANYONE pay to GO THERE in August, with, or without, their driving gloves (or underwear)??????????
Next time, GO TO VANCOUVER in August. See Henry. Share some great Italian food (it's similar to GRZYNKOWICZ style food, only it's Italian and undoubtedly tastes great). You guys can share Pizza recipes (I know you have that Pizza oven back near Chi-town.....I bet it's gas-fired, too).
Florida in August? Why? To escape the crowds of Geriatrics?
They're there ALL YEAR LONG!