i want to thank vince

have no clue why but everybody is thanking everybody lately

I understand the Pope in considering reinstating me into the Roman Catholic religion, since the priest that excommunicated me is now dead and has gone on to hell where he belonged...

Just when we thought it was safe ......

Could it have been when Vince burned that ________ the church kicked him out? You fill in the blank.

...spliff the size of a cigar...

...kerswill pump...

Hana Gold

....this

Vince, See Father Ed at Morrow Bay. I bet he can get you back in with no sweat. He blessed my speedster when we were in Morrow Bay. He is kind of a free spirit and really a neat guy. I bet he would even go for a spedster ride if you offered. P.S. He likes Starbucks coffee.

So, the pearly gates of heaven will open for a spin in a Speedster and a tall mocha latte? Sounds like a cool deal to me.

Vince,

You may SERIOUSLY wanna give these guys a whirl:

http://ulc.net/index.php?page=ordain

Evil Ed and I just got ordained and ordered the deluxe pack, comes with an ID card, placard for the car, a "diploma", business cards, and a mess of other cool $hit ! !

We're both going to to send in the coin for our Doctorates this week. It's all as legit as it's gonna get, we're going to become Doctors of Divinity. Gonna look GREAT on the resume.

Also turns out that ANYONE can nominate anyone else for a Nobel. Never gonna win, but along with Pastor and Doctor of Divinity, Nobel Nominee is gonna look equally as great.

Turning myself into a solid citizen, one document at a time. Next time some dickhead cop stops me for speeding, he's gonna think that he just tagged the Pope ! ! !

Wanna be a Minister with me? You can use my name as a reference if you like, and I REALLY recommend goin' for the deluxe package.

TC

Thank you Evil one, I am putting the site as a favorite of mine, but at this point, just in case there is an "after life" I don't want to piss off the MAN, so I think I'll leave things as they are...

The Reverend TC and the Church of.... What's Happening Now"

L. Ron Hubbard made up his own church and it made him a rich man. TC, I think you could have found a retirement plan.

TC can I be an usher... I 'll just dip 10%

...just don't drink the Kool-Aid!

Bishop Eddie Long called-he wants a job interviewing young male members. Maybe that should be young males with big members.....