It hit me. I am in the wrong line of work.
Instead of being a fireman, I could have repaired Breitling watches for a living. Or been a professional lottery winner. Or been gifted with a trust fund.
Any of the above would put me in good stead to buy this thingie I found below.
How often does this happen? It's like Halley's Comet or something:
http://www.356registry.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20532
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