Is it a real one? Looking for the top ten best replies.

Smartass or sarcasm works...

I let my plate do the talkin

"Are your wife's?"

It is also ok to "return then thump" when some guy thumps on your "plastic" fender.

No

No; Imaginary!

"I built it myself" would work well..........

If it was real, do you think I'd be crazy enough to paint it this color?

Nope. It's a mutt.

Is what real??

Mine is bigger than a real one, how big is yours?

How about this:
https://www.speedsterowners.com/forum/readmsg.asp?t=16741

Nah, it's not real, it's a figment of your imagination!

I've used that a couple of time, Nolan. I get some strange looks with it.

Also, "Depends on what your meaning of 'real' is."

Mmmmm, Ok Lane, how about "touch it and see" ?

Now THAT depends on what you mean by "it".

I like to say "I built it from a 1963 Chevy Pickup. Didn't I do a good job?"

Duh...of course its real, or it wouldn't be sitting right here!!

Honestly I have never had anyone ask me that question.

I usually ask .....Define real? Yes it is as real as the clone Camaro SS ,the AC Cobra, or the fiberglass 32 Ford coupe overbydare.

Is that a kit car ? No... It's a homebuilt car...I didn't have instructions.

If you really think this is real .... I have ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.

Why did you ruin a car like that? Because I did have the heart to do it to my Ferrari.

Is that a glass car ? Are you a bull in China shop?

Guy pulls up at a stop light and asks me is it real? Well I floor leaving in a cloud of dust . He finally catches up and said wow that's quick! I reply ... Did I answer your initial question?

A smart guy asks me Who built it? Well I tell him that I couldn't get Foose to do it so I ended up getting Willy Wonka's Lumpa Lumpa's to do it.

"Is it real?"....."Tupperware Special"

Is it real, or are you just happy to see me....

1) "Hardass": A real what?

2 "Outlaw" Naw, it's way better than one of those! It accelerates quicker, brakes harder and corners way faster than those old things.

3) "Pragmatist" It's a real 71 Volkswagon.

4) "Easy rider": What's real man? Are you real? Is any of this real man?

5) "Therapist" Do you think it's real?

6) "Opportunist" Why do you ask?

A few years ago, Paul (of "Butch") fame jokingly asked "Hey is it real?"

Soooo... I grabbed both of my ta-tas and yelled back "No but THESE BABIES ARE REAL!!"

First and only time I've seen Paul without anything to say - LOL!

angela

Bwaaahaaa, I'm speechless too!

One can only imagine...

Hey Angela...got any pic's of that?

Never let someone take a picture when you're handling your private bits...

No good can come of it, Vince - LOL!

angela

Angela,
I remember you referring to them as "stock equipment". ;)

That they are. OEM factory original. Not exactly concours but what the hell, a presentable driver - LOL!

angela

But only Steve gets to drive....

I'm wondering about the "paint it black" thing.

....... The Rolling Stones 1965-6?

Well I hope so..., if not I would be seating in a dream...

"paint-it-black" - After Angela's remarks I'm now stuck thinking about body paint. C'mon Vince, surely you have some appropriate pictures.

Very good, Lane.
It's not often you can use "Vince" and "appropriate" in the same sentence. ;)

Terry: Would that be considered a oxymaroone? Vince and appropriate?

I'm sure my extensive library has some "Finger" paint pic's, but I don't have time to look right now...but I'm told that "Black is beautiful"