Bruce - I don't know about mud on the plates, but I would definitely recommend anyone to avoid getting mud on their "helmet"!
Mike - Thanks for the great tech tip, I will try the "low voltage" route and if that doesn't work maybe some kind of LED fabrication.
David - Maybe you haven't seen my SOC pics, but the "bad cop" profiling manual has my picture in it. I've been pulled over for the most picayune reasons many times, because of my looks ("you fit the description of the ---- we're looking for")and not because I've been terrorizing the neighborhood streets with my Speedy's "monster 1835cc"! - Ever seen the movie "Crash"?
Driving a high-dollar vehicle through Newport Beach and Corona Del Mar (my neighborhood) with a mug like mine will also increase your chances of being pulled over. Those odds increase when my wife is with me (she's blond, I look like a Samoan thug). One time we were pulled over for some stupid reason, and the cop asked my wife if she was "alright".
Peace out!!