Name my Pole Dancer

I guess my "Mulva" joke went sailing by. The girls name was Delores, as in the female anatomy part cl......tores. ;)

There ya go Vince.

"I knew you were a dwarf, Vince"

Hmmm... I remember Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, Grumpy (could that be it?), and a few others, but I don't remember Horny.

Delores Clitoris would be pretty funny!

angela

~While out on the road today I had to call AL Shapiro and see what the latest was on THIS thread ~

Yeah, it's just riveting.

Titsa Swingen

John, I know what you mean, sorta like that Porsche show in Ventura..
The best part of that was the ride getting there....

Ivanna Schwantz

Hey Vince: Ride THIS!

OK, Vince, here are my entries. (I will expect my prize presented at the banquet in Morro Bay !!!)

Good ... Dani Sin Foryu

Better ... Surely (shirley) Waggintail

Best ... Ima Holdentite

How many antennas can you install on your Speedster???

Happy Trails,
Dusty and the (exasperated) LMS

Hey Vince, you married? Name her after the wife then sit back and enjoy the fun.

Am I married....I am so Married it's almost sickening....
Teri reads all the threads, she thinks I'm crazy, what do you think?
She claims I have entertainment value, and keeps me around for that reason...among others I hope...

I knew that Vince. I'd name the little pole dancer after Teri then. there's likely "entertainment value" in that.

They used to sell stickers for surf boards, similar image if you know what I mean. The wife hated the one I put on my board until I stopped calling it my "board babe" and named it after her.

Brian, you get much board time up there in Yellowknife? I hear the Artic Ocean is melting. Jus wunderin?

Brian - That's EXACTLY why my wife wouldn't let me name our sailboat 'Deep Float'!!!

Fot that Yellowknife point break: Surfboard kit for kit cars. Can use tail block in back seat as spoiler...or just to scare the mooses (moose? meeses?...mice?...)

How about just plain "Wanda".....

To expand on Leon's...Wanda Takaspin?

You got me started Bill....Wanda Gitlaid?

I got nothing on a name for the mini pole dancer......BUT, I have a few movies she may have starred in;

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Glazed and Confused

Lawrence of a Labia

Excelent, excelent Jim.....When does production start???? ;-)

Since it seems interest in this thread has gone away, I am naming my pole dancer "Ariel".
Thanks to Dale Bates, who's answer, as he said in his own words was "obvious".....
I will need to think of a gift worthy of the subject matter....

Dale likes hats...

Yeah, he can use his hat to measure the size of Ariel's friends hooters.

get him a little booby prize. A VERY little booby prize.
PS: is the singular of "booby" with a "y" or an "i-e"? I know, I know...they usually come in pairs!

With that Ariel on the pole and Vince behind the wheel that means that there are 3 Boob's in that car!

...actually, 5!

Finally got the wife on the Pole...

" Boobette"