Now For Something Different

Tow a skateboarder in the 4th of July parade.

It's really the perfect parade car. But would also be awesome as a Cannonball Run entrant.

So it's a boat that won't float.

Perfect.

Oh, heck yeah! I'd roll that.

@Panhandle Bob posted:

So it's a boat that won't float.

Perfect.

If a boat that won't float floats your boat then this boat is the GOAT.

There was a wooden boat like this on a VW chassis that I would see driving around Orange County years ago….

@Panhandle Bob posted:

So it's a boat that won't float.

Perfect.

Just like the one on Misfit Island in Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?

To make it Cannonball-worthy: A Suby 2.5 turbo (intercooler under that scoop thing), a splitter to keep the nose down. Maybe run the exhaust through the boat exhaust port.

And of course extra fuel tanks. Like 6-8 of those six-gallon jobbies with the primer ball in the fuel line you squeeze to get things bookin' after you plug them in.

Think bigger, Ed.

There's room for at least one (maybe 2) 55 gal drum laying sideways back behind the Cap'n's chair.

Pee in a Gatorade bottle. Eat funyuns and beef jerky. An endless cold supply of Diet Dr. Chemical would be the hard thing.

@Stan Galat posted:

Think bigger, Ed.

There's room for at least one (maybe 2) 55 gal drum laying sideways back behind the Cap'n's chair.

Pee in a Gatorade bottle. Eat funyuns and beef jerky. An endless cold supply of Diet Dr. Chemical would be the hard thing.

There has to be a live well in there somewhere. Fill it with ice and Diet Mt. Dew and I'm your Chief Mate.