Off subject pics

As a new member I thought this was a site for Speedsters. Should pictures posted be of Speedsters and directly related pics. It appears "drdemanto" is turning the site into a soft porn site! Let's get back to Speedsters and clean up the act!

Are you nutz!?

Dan, Dan, Dan,....I dont know how to bring this up but you have been a member(non paying) for just over 2 months. I dont think you know the game rules on this site.
Hey, I was raised catholic and I was even an altar boy(sounds of thunder and lightning) Live and let live.
You will not be a popular person if you continue this diatribe.
Just my .02 worth.

YEP THIS DRDEMANTO CHARACTER IS OUT OF CONTROL.
HE SHOULD HAVE HIS PRIVILIGES REVOKED

thank God i wasnt molested by a priest then and by a Marine later in life.:[

Dan -

The only common denominator amongst those of us on this site is an interest in 356/550 replicas. Otherwise, think of the mindless banter and postings on here as similar to sitting on the back porch with your buddies and shooting the sh*t! Enjoy and participate in the topics that interest you, ignore the rest.

Its all part of the "Welcome to the Madness".

...I'm just saying...

Bob - you forgot to say 'Mea Culpa' 3 times!





Happy Hour in the hotel parking lot in Morro Bay, CA.

Dan, you are absolutely right, I've been trying to stop, even went to rehab for sexaholics once, incidently Charlie Sheen isn't as good looking in person, I ended up leaving with a chick that had the same problem, sad to say when I was younger I used to pick up girls at catachism, I think it's hopeless, went to confession when I was 15 and the priest told me he didn't think he could save my soul...(god's truth)
I just can't stop. they have such beautiful curves, and they look so frigging good scantilly clad, not naked, but almost...
do you know that in person they even smell better than guys.....
I loves the lines of our speedsters, but really think about it...
which gives the better ride, I think it's a toss up.....
besides, how much can you say about speedsters to keep a whole site interesting...

Hey, You wouldn't be that dad who complained about saying the pledge of allegience in class because the word "god" was used, would you..

I have asked our leader to give me my own pop down folder in which case I will contain my filth to one area, but that hasn't happened yet, all I got were these horns.....
just can't get any respect I guess...

LMAO

By the way Dan, love the name of the town your from....

...that took you 8 posts. You're slipping, Vince!

Welcome to the Madness..........but if you are expecting a 356 Registry experience here I think you will be disappointed.

El Guapo,
Give me a break, I'm still recouperating from the holidays....

A few other PA town names:
Peach Bottom, Intercourse, Blue Ball, Climax, Hazard, Puseyville
(sign is always reported stolen) Jugtown, Bird In Hand and Scotrun which the locals refer as.... "scrotum "

BEST THREAD EVER!

True story:

The 356 (and the following 911) view from the rear/top was designed after the abdomen of a woman. If you look to the curves of the quarter panels onto the engine cover it is unmistakable.

Yeah Ferdinand!

What a maroon, everyone knows Vince is the Prince of Darkness and delivers us all into temptation, but in Vince's case don't ever say "Get thee behind me Satan". With out Vince, Gerd, Lane, Musbjim,and all the other miscreants on the site it might as well be the PCA registry.

I'm with Dan on this. This site should be about Speedsters not the flith that this demented Dr. posts for all to see. My wife is getting a little tired of coming into my office and finding me naked under the desk......I'm just sayin.... It's better that way...

You're sooooooooo right Dan. We've done just about everything to get him under control.

By the way Vince, did that shit ever buff out?

" I don't care who you are, that there is way funny "

I, for one it seems, agree with Danny Z.

Wasn't Dusty crawling up my ass not that long ago for using bad language and offending his precious wife?
Destroying the "one big family" oriented nature of the forum(s)?

This is no place for obscenity in any form. It's all about custom built tribute automobiles, the enthusiasts who drive them, the small firms that build them, and the problems that inevitably seem to arise do to the shoddy workmanship of those small firms.

Let's leave the smut where it belongs . . . at my house.



TC

Dan, I'm one of the more serious and mature members of the group. For example, Vince once wanted to borrow my whip, but I wouldn't share it!

I get many ideas from the fine creative folks who hang here...

Dan Z almost got youse guys goin, din't he?

Troy, why do you think I had to change over to Beehives...I wondered what that stuff was.....

Sludge..love the Beehives

Alan, let us not forget "French lick"...god, I love that name...Oh, forgot, that's in Indiana...

hey, if i wanted to be righteous and a prick, id join the PCA.

Troy - THAT has got to be one of the BEST pics on this forum! Too funny.

Hey, where did Dan go? That's not fair, he starts an interesting thread, and then disappears....

Vince,
Only problem is all the ladies leave when we break out the guns in the hot tub!!
Didn't know anyone else was into this particular shooting sport.

I think Dan posted and ran.
Or did what he shoulda done in the first place - change the channel if he was offended.

Gee, it's been a little over 24 hours since I last signed onto the forum. Doesn't look like I missed anything. Nothing much new going on here. Everything seems quite normal. What's all the fuss about?

David, 24 hrs can be a long time on this site....I'll try to explain.
I have this little problem concerning my obsession about looking at sexy women...some may say I'm a "sick bastard", I figure as long as my wife doesn't mind and that I'm not out lurking in the bushes, who am I hurting, really? As it turns out my pre-occupation with scantilly clad young women actually is politically incorrect in the new millinium...go figure....some may even call this "Pornography"..
I mean I have pic's that even I call porn, but nothing I post on this site even comes close...by the way send an email if you want to see the good $hit....
do you see one nipple in any of my pic's...well maybe one or two.....

Apparently Dan Z took offense to some of my "artwork" and prefers to look at speedsters all day long....go figure....

here's a tub for Dan Z...

Well, a re-cap, then, just for David:

Gordon...that is classic...thank you for clearing this up for David

Vince:

de Nada, mi amigo muy guapo!

To paraphrase a classic song by some guy I can't remember, "And that's what I like about the SOC!"

tune in tomorrow..
Vince admits he really wants a red Miata with spinners
Gerd says he cant be there but is still LHAO
Jim is still a gentleman but is dying to diss this guy
Dan is still AWOL.absent without our love
barncobob still ragging on jarheads but not getting any feedback
Doc telling his latest build "you will be the last one"
Nolan tells Dan his valves need adjusting
sludge is still whipping the crotches out of the panties his "dog ate"
Ernie hasnt gotten into this as he is too busy watching Justin Bieber reruns
Dale is rotating his tires so emblems match up
Dave is still trying to find his radiator
Nuckels is , actually terry is halfway normal:}

THIS IS ONE FRIGGIN DYSFUNTIONAL GROUP.

Clever dyspelling Bob.....

Gordon. Just to clarify. That's not Will standing behind Vince's "El Diablo" in the picture I posted. Will has a much better tan on his legs than I do!

Jim.
I'll be submitting that photo for the 2012 calendar cover.
Troy

Dan - West Coast living brings out the Characters. I mean Arnold was the "Govern-ator" (thank goodness he didn't say "I'll be back" the other day) then they got that Pelosi Character (got Botox much?) I mean here they are with 10% sales tax, failing economy, mud slides, huge fires, sitting on big earth quake fault, houses still start at $1M --- and they still have sense of humor (warped as it might be). "Medical" marijuana - yeah right. Just humor them and don't sweat the small stuff.


p.s. Back on Speedsters though; Your speedster is still my favorite color combo. We met year ago at Pumpkin Run. Did you ever polish up those Fuchs for it?

This thread is another great form of on the edge of the seat, hold your breath entertainment ..if you can't run with us dirty dogs and have a good laugh, set a spell on the porch..... I'm just say'n :~)

Gordon- I thought ..."give Vince absolution..." was just something Vince rubbed on his stomach muscles...
(hmmm...he's on to something there...)

Curves is curves!