Joe, after reading your post, I thought about it some more, and I think I'll stick to my original comment....
consider this.....
How much time do you spend looking at yourself in the mirror?
How much time does it take you to comb your hair?
How much time do you spend shopping for clothes?
How many times do you look in the mirror changing the "outfit" you put on 5 minutes ago? do you change the outfit you put on 5 minutes ago because it makes you look fat....
The list could be longer, but I think you get the point. But its very sweet of you to stick up for them. I love women too...
Their high mantainance, but they got the right parts in all the right places, and if that makes me a chauvanist pig, then OINK, OINK...
By the way, I didn't buy my speedster to show off, or be seen, I bought it so my wife and I have a weekend toy to play in....
I bought the Harley for attention.........It worked.........