Yup . . . you're wrong.
At any point in time, during operation, the entire case is pressurized to one degree or another, hence all of the breather outlets on the valve cover's, generator stand, oil fill and such. And the increased need in the larger bore engines.
At the level of the barrels, and the leak, is . . . the crank assembly. Rotating and reciprocating masses all bolted together, spinning wildly at 3000 rpm plus and slinging oil, droplets, and vapor all over hell. Building pressure, releasing pressure churning oil in equal amounts into the top, bottom and sides of the case, running up the barrels (the reason for the scraper/oil ring) and against the barrel mounting surface(s).
Hot and agitated, trapped inside a chaotic and dangerous environment, partially pressurized and seeking any and all outlets available, the poor little oil would look for every exit. You would too, if you were oil trapped in a case. Given this situation, the oil leak would certainly be constant. The need for escape primal, and the desire for self-preservation all consuming.
Why in some cases, the engine will take advantage of the dire situation and actually consume the oil. Sucking it in and buring it alive. The oil, confused and frightened, mistakenly allows this to happen thinking that it is a means of escaping the case. Not realizing until it's far too late, that escape is impossible by this means.
And thus the cycle of four-cycle life continues on . . .