Guy who listens to Tiny Tim while having...
Oban scotch and lithium carbonate shooters while
trying to compose his next ??? this expression to share with...
All those currently enjoying their Throrazine drips and admiring the white sports jackets with the toe in the back sleeves given to them by.........
the psychiatrists to keep us sedated, we not knowing that the shrinks are the craziest f___s except for
Dr. Phil - who tells us to ....
give all our money to the reverand Schuler because he has the...
the need for more hair spray....
and a bottle of Viagra for his.......
congragation who are the horniest bunch of .....
jackalope antler collectors, which reminds me that I need to...
give myself another enema..boy they feel so..
much like GERD's breath that I almost forgot how..
much I miss the Tehachapi Delorean Carb Factory, which is much better than...
being pricked by a..
...poisonous mating horn of a Jackalope antler. Meanwhile, during the intervention taking place for Alan Merklin's Speedster-building addiction, a bright light was seen to...
shine upon the Crystal Cathedral, which revealed it to be something much more ominous than a mere money-laundering wasteland...
because there in the center of the glare was L.Ron H. himself sitting in a (replica) Speedster
with a "For Sale" sign for a license plate. The intervention was....
with a "For Sale" sign for a license plate. The intervention was....
short lived when Gerd showed up with his Kerswill pump and started chasing all the ...
...choir girls around screaming "Pump THIS!", while simultaneously...
Alan completed the transaction with LRonH. The intervention was called off and speculation began why Kelly McGillis has appeared on...
...Roy's front door wearing nothing more than a 'Top Gun' jacket. Roy decided to...
let everyone know there is no hope....Kelly is gay.
put on his full metal jacket when Vince showed up behind her and....
did this stop Vince? He immediately bristled when she....
pulled down her pants to reveal a midevil chastity belt and a sign that read...
Vestil Virgins on strike. In order to open this belt you will need to...
Remove dentures and
...ready the Kerswill pump to...
adjust the valve lash of Mario Andretti's...
Cushman Eagle which has a bright red...
sore
right on the tip of his...
...Johnson Outboard motor which made it difficult to maneuver his boat around the...
...warm, lush, curves of...
..that oil covered girl ...
that was found stranded in the gulf without any...
clothes pins to hang up her
.....to drip dry
her aero helmet that she uses when riding her Segway. Meanwhile, on the corner of Hollywood & Vince Vine...