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I am on the airplane (via wi fi, so cool) heading to Philadelphia for a Arthritis conference for our daughter. Jim suggested that I should post to see if any of you East Coaster's are near Philly? We will be there until sunday, staying at the Marriott on Market street. Let me know.
Alan, don't you be dissin on Philly!! You country boys are always bustin on us city boys. ;)

I just go for the restaurants. I'm in the "planning" stages for next summers renovation of the bistro. I like to go up there for inspiration for food and decor. Most of the chefs are very accomodating and very willing to share recipes, techniques, purveyors, etc... Being that Wilmington is a small city it's hard to find craftsman that do things that are found in the bigger cities. I'm still looking for someone to mill a zinc bar top for planned new bar, but there are a couple places in Philly that have them and they're on my list to hit.


Anyway, I guess Jen is playing hard to get. Maybe I should have started off with just coffee ;)
I made the trip from Beaufort to Massachusetts a couple years back without Kathy, who had already flown up, so it was just me and the two Jacks, pulling Pearl on the trailer behind my pickup. I always have the back seat area of the truck made up with a small platform so the dogs have a big area to move around and sleep in.

Anyway, we came up I95 this trip (visited with Cory and his wrench on the way thru DC) and somehow we ended up going through Pilly on the interstate - it was early in the morning, and rush hour was just starting to dissipate. We're humming along with traffic, doing about 70, dogs on the back seat, everything's fine. I look back to check on the two sleeping dogs and when I look forward again, everything's stopped in front of me for construction about 100 yds ahead.

Oh, $#!+!!!!!.......

I STAND on the brakes, pull on the steering wheel, look in the mirror and the trailer wheels are smoking, tires squealing all around, and it's still straight and it's slowing down but I don't think I'm gonna stop fully before I hit the car(s) in front of me - Oh, $#!+.....

Still, I'm pulling on that wheel for all it's worth and standing on the brake with both feet......

We finally came to a stop about one foot (no kidding) from the car right in front of us. WHEW! I look back in the mirrors and everything behind me has stopped OK, too, so then I turn around and look at the dogs and they're both crammed up against the back of the front seats and giving me a look that said:

"YOU DUMB ASS!!"
Gerd:

Please get your regionalities straight.

A "Redneck" is, usually, someone from the deep South (you know, all those guys who fought on the "other" side in the American Civil War - Big show on PBS by Ken Burns on this) and mostly from South Georgia and the upper half of Florida (South Florida is mostly Cubans, Haitians and Columbians, now, anyway.)

Vince, on the other hand, is from New Jersey, so he qualifies to be a "Wise Guy". Has nothing to do with inherent wisdom, and a lot more to do with exactly where in Joisey he came from. Staten G-island counts for Wise Guys, as does Tri-County and most places on Long G-Island out to around Brentwood (pronounced, quickly, now... "Bren-wud", but no farther out and no place on the "Sound" shore (they're all pussies over there, anyway) and for God's sake, not "Fire Island".

Don't think Vince qualifies as a "Goom-Bah", though, being from Staten G-Island, and all, but I bet he can eat Italian food wit da bes' of 'em.

Vince!

Homesick for Joisey!!


Forgetaboudit!
Yeah Gerd, watch who you're callin a redneck!!!! We pisans get a little "itchy in the trigger finger" so be careful or you may end up getting a special delivery on your door step, like maybe a fish wrapped in newspaper. ;)

Vince, they're just jealous of us. We all know italians are better at everything!


What happened to Jen? I know there are a few rough areas in Philly but The Marriot in Center CIty isn't one of them. I'm starting to get a complex. :(
OK MICKEY, GORDON, LANE AND OTHERS
AFTER CONSIDERABLE CONVERSATIONS WITH VINCE WE AGREE THAT THE NORTHERN EAST COAST GUYS ARE NOT "REDNECKS" JUST "YANKEE GREASE MONKEES"
LANE U SOUTHERN GUYS ARE STILL REDNECKS IF WE FOLLOW GORDONS INTERPRETATION.
ALSO FOR THE RECORD VINCE WAS BORN IN CALIFORNIA. HE WAS KIDNAPPED AT AN EARLY AGE BY A BAND OF ITALIAN GYPSIES. HE WAS DISCOVERED IN JERSEY AT AN EARLY AGE AS HIS PARENTS HAD POSTED A PICTURE OF HIM ON BOTTLES OF OBAN OFFERING A REWARD FOR ANYONE WHO HAD HIM TO PLEASE KEEP HIM. THE GYPSIES BY THIS TIME COULD NO LONGER CONTROL HIS LUST FOR NUDE PICTURES OF WOMEN AND BOYS NAMED MARK. THEY SHIPPED HIM BACK TO CALIFORNIA IN AN EMPTY CASE OF OBAN.

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