Phoenix.

...that's a crap-load of dog crap!...

Will Hesch posted:

...that's a crap-load of dog crap!...

Would that be worse than 80,000 Great Danes?

Ron O posted:

Will Hesch posted:

...that's a crap-load of dog crap!...

Would that be worse than 80,000 Great Danes?

Yes Ron. 9 million Chihuahuas would be worse than 80,000 Great Danes.

The avg. weight of a Great Dane is 137.50 lbs. and the avg. weight of  Chihuahua is 3.7 lbs. Based on your question it would take 2,972,972 Chihuahuas to equal 80,000 Great Danes. Cory suggested there were 9 million Chihuahuas which is 7 million more than what it would take to equal 80,000 GD's.

The only flaw in my argument is that I couldn't find any data to suggest what the avg. size crap is for each breed and the approximate weight of that crap. But either way 9 million Chihuahuas is a lot of crap, even if it is small.

Sounds like just so much poopie head talk to me....

I maintain that it is not necessarily the size of a pile of crap, but rather... the sheer quantity of piles, regardless of size... (to a point).

By weight, there are 37 Chihuahuas for every Great Dane.   I'd rather pick up one giant pile of poo as opposed to 37 small piles... even if the total weight of the 37 small piles is a little less than the weight of the one giant pile.

Plus, the big piles are easy to find... sneaky little chihuahuas... always hiding their poop under a leaf or in the crack of a sidewalk...

But then there's Bob...  his undeniable poopiness would have him preferdozens of small, hard to see piles, over one big one that is easy to avoid...

Jethro posted:

I maintain that it is not necessarily the size of a pile of crap, but rather... the sheer quantity of piles, regardless of size... (to a point).

By weight, there are 37 Chihuahuas for every Great Dane.   I'd rather pick up one giant pile of poo as opposed to 37 small piles... even if the total weight of the 37 small piles is a little less than the weight of the one giant pile.

Plus, the big piles are easy to find... sneaky little chihuahuas... always hiding their poop under a leaf or in the crack of a sidewalk...

But then there's Bob...  his undeniable poopiness would have him preferdozens of small, hard to see piles, over one big one that is easy to avoid...

I hadn't considered those points Jethro. You make a valid argument. Looks like you've been learnin yourself too. You strung together a whole lotta two syllable words to make a smart soundin sentence. LOL

@Gordon Nichols  "Everbody's barkin' at me..."  --Harry Nilsonn

Robert M posted:

Jethro posted:

I maintain that it is not necessarily the size of a pile of crap, but rather... the sheer quantity of piles, regardless of size... (to a point).

By weight, there are 37 Chihuahuas for every Great Dane.   I'd rather pick up one giant pile of poo as opposed to 37 small piles... even if the total weight of the 37 small piles is a little less than the weight of the one giant pile.

Plus, the big piles are easy to find... sneaky little chihuahuas... always hiding their poop under a leaf or in the crack of a sidewalk...

But then there's Bob...  his undeniable poopiness would have him preferdozens of small, hard to see piles, over one big one that is easy to avoid...

I hadn't considered those points Jethro. You make a valid argument. Looks like you've been learnin yourself too. You strung together a whole lotta two syllable words to make a smart soundin sentence. LOL

Some people think I'm smarter than I look.   Others just think I'm a pretty fart smeller.

Just admit it; you're both poopie heads, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Just don't call me a Budhead

Corey, welcome to the SOC.

You're experiencing first hand one of the things we're most famous for - thread drift.

If we're bored with a subject, that's never a problem - we just change direction midstream as if the original topic never existed.

Watch where you step, though. As you can see, it gets pretty deep around here in a hurry.

It's not necessarily that we're bored with the topic, it's just that some of us are easily distracted and sometimes the conversation takes a complete lef- oh look, ice cream! I love ice cream ............................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Dairy Queen !!!! 

dipped cones & Blizzards

Chocolate extreme Blizzard with extra chocolate. Mmmmm

Actually, we're just trying to see if Cory can keep up....

To bad he missed out on most of his trip.  He might have had lunch at the Javelina Cantina in Sedona.  The salads there are legendary with their Tequila Lime dressing, but so are the Margaritas.

Sign inside a pizza cafe in St. Michaels, MD: "Unattended children will be given a double-shot of espresso and a puppy."

My favorite sign inside a bar at Indian Lake, Ohio:

Never trust a brilliant idea until it survives the hangover.

All great digressions, boys. Well done.

I would have joined in, but was distracted from my own thread by the circus act in our guest room:

Okay, I had to share this. We just adopted this pup. I fell asleep in my recliner while holding him in my lap. 

Big "pup".  Looks like he's quite comfy in his new home.

Happy international dog day. He will keep you warm in the summer.