PROJECTED WINNER FOR CALIF

CNN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT A SUDDEN SURGE OF WRITE IN VOTES HAS PUSHED THE GERD/VINCE PLATFORM OVER THE TOP AND PROJECT THEM AS WINNERS. THEIR PLATFORM OF FREE BEER AT ALL EVENTS AND NUDITY TO RUN RAMPANT PICKED UP THE POPULAR VOTE.
AS A RECENT POLL SHOWED CONDUCTED BY MUSBJIM, VOTERS WERE TIRED OF LESS ALCOHOL AND MORE CLOTHES.
PICTURES OF PRESIDENT ELECT AND VP ELECT ARE FORTH COMING

A PICTURE OF THE GUYS CELEBRATING

I'm the one on top....

No balls, I see...

Somethin' else is missing as well, I believe. You keepin' secrets, Vince?

If Prop 8 fails, you guys can get married here in California. What a great state.

Forget the balls Terry, where the hell are his ears?

HEY, I HAVE ALWAYS SAID VINCE IS MY BITCH

Hilarious

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and you think you have problems...

Gerd's friend being prepped..

vince u bitch
are u packed lets leave this state and head to MA

OK, it looks like you guys will have to go to MA to get married. Thank God CA hasn't gone to the trash yet. Gerd - I think it's still okay to have a bitch, as long as it/she/he gets entitlements. Let me explain for you golfers: If you are a single digit handicap and you are playing against your buddy who is like a 20. If you make Par, you have to give him two strokes for entitlement, to make it all fair, which makes your score Net 6. God, what the hell have we done.

You can tell that Theron's out of town...

TERRY, THERON ACTUALLY VOTED BY ABSENTEE BALLOT FOR OUR PLATFORM

Gerd,
What was your campaign slogan?

pitch my bitch

Terry, it was actually "a kerswill pump in every garage"

Oh, good. I thought it was: Bottoms up, pants down...