Red Neck Luggage Rack

Not mine!

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/detail.php?id=744922

Looks like genuine pressure treated wood for only $399.

Hey, I resemble that remark.....mine was 150.00
but it's the same thing...

All that lumber on the luggage racks just looks weird . . .

Hey, Vince, I have some luggage straps for you. They are yellow and say "Home Depot". Really cool!! ;-)

Looks good on your twinkie, Vince.
In fact, they look really nice on bugs, busses and ghias.
That's not a 356 rack, however...

bought mine on thesamba also, It was like new condition, but you need to mind where the screw tabs are so that they go through the slots on the engine lid..
I agree with Knuckel head...they look good on VW's but not so much on a 356....

I think I sold it to that guy on ebay last month. 'Xcept at that time it was a $3.99 lawn chair.

vince. some teak oil would do wonders for that wood, mahogany is beautiful when finished
and no i dont want to "oil this".

Is that right Bob....So rub this big guy....

GK - lawn chair...THAT was dang funny!!

Genghis. ... GK. ... Hmmm.
Is that like Genghis Khan, or Khan, like Ricardo Montalb

That's just one of Gerd's many personalities. That one comes out when he forgets to take his meds.

HEY IM NOT GENGHIS
THIS GUY STOLE MY INITIALS

...and your lawn chair!!

Same guy seems to have a redneck BBQ grill available too!

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dredneck%2520grill%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26fr%3Db2ie7%26rand%3D1247256819108&w=600&h=398&imgurl=www.lilligren.com%2FRedneck%2Fimages%2Fredneck_campfire_grill.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lilligren.com%2FRedneck%2Fredneck_campfire_grill.htm&size=71k&name=redneck+campfire...&p=redneck+grill&oid=059ff03529ae5b2c&no=7&tt=138&sigr=11rev3cl9&sigi=11r5drres&sigb=13fcak54d&type=JPG

Ooowhee! Throw on a fresh kilt squirel and some turnip greens.

A related thread from TheSamba:

http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=305984

And the guys that makes 'em:

http://www.pedroracks.com/

Ok, Gerd. I'll believe you ... THIS time ... ;)

CORY THANKS
IF IT WAS ME I WOULD BE BUSTING VINCE'S OR MARK'S THREADS

Cory -- here's a hint:

OR IS IT ME

GERD!!! Back on the lithium now!

... you mean you're also Charlie Chan?!!

Nope. Wrong hat.

But...

"Suspect everyone on general principle." (Charlie Chan -- The Scarlet Clue)

I heard it stated that 1 in 5 people on earth are Chinese.! Hmmmm, there are 5 people in my family. I suspect one of them might be Chinese. I think maybe it's my older brother Ralph...I guess it could possibly be my younger brother Choy Lee. Nope, I think it's Ralph!!

A young man is wandering and lost in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the young man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old, and entered the house.

During dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night, he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet, so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes, he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought."If that's the best the old man can do, then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window, and threw the boulder out.

As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted towards the ground, he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."


(Talk about topics that drift....)