I know the feeling, Years ago I went to a casual porsche get together, I drove my 1976 911s. Its a nice driver but not perfect !! It shows its age and I have enjoyed it for over 10 years. So I'm fine with the fact I have no chance of placing in this little show.
This old hag walks over to me and says " Hey the least you could do is clean the bugs off you windshield" little did she know I have driven 75 miles to get there. So I looked right at her, licked my index finger and rubbed a spot on the side mirror. "Hey thanks for the tip It does look better don't you think" I replied .As I watched her walk away I could see there car, A perfect low milage 911 SC. It was like new, I was impressed as it rolled out on the trailer and then pushed into the row of cars.
So I have a few beers, talked to some old friends and enjoy the day. The judging for the event started at 5:00. I stood there watching and looking around to see who the winners were.
The person heading up this car show,says my name out over the crowd. "what " I think to myself, did I do something wrong? Surly I could have not placed??
I was handed a plaque with the words
FIRST PLACE
Best Preserved 911
I was overjoyed and could not believe my old car won first place. I watched as the other awards were given out. I noticed that the prefect condition 911 SC the was owned by the old bitty was never mentioned, and did not place.
So as the event was winding down, I walked over to the angry old bag and said" Excuse me but do you like apples" She replied "yes, why do you ask" I held up my plaque and said "How do you like them apples"