1. Remove Calif. Car Cover.
2. Disconnect trickle charger after having observed green light on trickle charger
3. Check for and eject any stink bugs.
4. Check for presence and level of engine oil by using dip stick provided.
5. Turn ignition key and wait for electric fuel pump to fill carburetors.
6. Turn engine over for 15 or 20 sec to pump some of aforementioned oil around the vital parts.
7. Pump the gas pedal about 20 or more times until ignition is sensed (you will know when this happens).
8. Keep pumping the gas pedal until the noise and coughing abate and the engine seems like it may actually run a little by itself.
9. Head out around the block to see if all holds together and the brakes still function.
10. Neglect to mention to your SO upon returning that you only got it up to 70 leaving the neighborhood.
11. Supress urge to spread lips and show teeth, also known as an SEG.
12. Promise to do it all again tomorrow.
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