Thread drift warning!
Once, before one of my first treks to the mountains in the Speedster, I gave the engine a good cleaning, along with the rest of the car, the day before the trip. The next morning I left during rush hour. Shortly after I merged onto one of our huge, high bridges over one of the ship channels, right after getting into the left lane (cuz I was feeling speedy), the engine cut out. No sputtering, it just died. In the left lane. Going up hill. At rush hour. On a bridge full of 18-wheelers.
Somehow I was able to coast it across three lanes of unhappy traffic and get into the truck climbing lane and pull as close to the railing as I could. Traffic immediately backed up, and since I was partially blocking the truck lane, the truckers were NOT happy. I put the flashers on and walked away from the car, believing that it getting hit was inevitable. I called Hagerty for a tow and was told it would be a while. Meanwhile, one of the Department of Safety trucks pulled in a little behind me and put on all of his flashing lights to warn traffic to move over.
With him behind me I felt safe enough to open the engine cover and take a look, only to find one of the coil wires ('+', I believe) floating in the air. I plugged it back on, got in, and the car cranked right up. Obviously I had knocked it loose, but not fully off, when I cleaned the engine, and it vibrated the rest of the way off at the worst possible time.
The moral of this story is that the simple stuff happens to everyone.
We now return to our regularly scheduled thread already in progress.