Oh, now this is SUCH a bad move . . . ask anyone here. By next year, you're sex life will be non-existent and she'll have your ball in a small box on top of the dresser.
"Honey, can I have my balls back for the evening, I'm goin' out with the guys? Remember? I asked you if was OK last week . . . remember? Please?"
You're doomed !
yo, evil one...you can't tell him anything...he's in luv....
Don't pick on the poor guy ... he'll learn soon enough! We all know Theresa is stronger, faster, smarter and more devious than he is!!!
Congrats, you two. LMS and I think this is a really good match and are pleased that we have had a chance to meet and get to know you both. We just celebrated out 43rd anniversary and can tell you that it has all been worthwhile as I am sure your union will be. I will try to be on hand for YOUR 43rd and I'll buy you an aged Scotch.
Happy Trails forever,
Dusty and Sharon
Congrats, you two. LMS and I think this is a really good match and are pleased that we have had a chance to meet and get to know you both. We just celebrated out 43rd anniversary and can tell you that it has all been worthwhile as I am sure your union will be. I will try to be on hand for YOUR 43rd and I'll buy you an aged Scotch.
Happy Trails forever,
Dusty and Sharon
Hey Dusty, when you said 43 years, did you mean to the same woman?
You are the MAN.....
You are the MAN.....
Yeah, I was told by a semi-reliable source that Cory and Teresa were somehow influenced by Dusty and Lovely Miss Sharon at 43 years, as well as Kathy and me at 34 years. I guess they think we all make it look easy. hmmmmm....... Gotta work on that...
Good luck, you two!
And is Nov. 22'nd the real date? Send me a PM with details and we'll see what we can do.
Damn! I left my Tux up in Grafton, too!
Will my "Jimmie Buffet" Tuxedo be good enough?? (Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts, but I can get some knee socks to go with it for "formal")
gn
The SOC "ambassador" to the "Speedstah Wedding of the Season!"
Good luck, you two!
And is Nov. 22'nd the real date? Send me a PM with details and we'll see what we can do.
Damn! I left my Tux up in Grafton, too!
Will my "Jimmie Buffet" Tuxedo be good enough?? (Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts, but I can get some knee socks to go with it for "formal")
gn
The SOC "ambassador" to the "Speedstah Wedding of the Season!"
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Oh Nooooo!! Knee Socks!! Uhhh..CHRIS, send Dad his tux!
~WB
~WB
Cory, BERT,
Well, fiddle. I guess I've been a bit spotty on my SOC Forum crawling, and so missed this one for a while. So, let me be the last here to say congrats and what a wonderful piece of news this is. Be advised: if you end up telling us when -- we already know where -- this will be, then there is the distinct possibility of something even more hilarious than the "Wedding Crashers" that could happen. Some of us will feel the absolute need to be there. And I see you took angela's advice. If you go back and search the archives here you will see an admonishment from our very own soccer-mom-speedster-spyder-speed-freak posted up close after the '07 Dragon Run that you ought to run w/ the fun feelings for no less than a year, meet the family, and then decide. And so, armed w/ that sage instruction, you went and did it. Good thing you had us all here to help explain it to you. We'd hate to see this thing get cross-threaded. Like Gordon said: "pleasantly not surprised". It's gonna be grand and I am so happy about this I think I'll need one of Vince's hankies.
Well, fiddle. I guess I've been a bit spotty on my SOC Forum crawling, and so missed this one for a while. So, let me be the last here to say congrats and what a wonderful piece of news this is. Be advised: if you end up telling us when -- we already know where -- this will be, then there is the distinct possibility of something even more hilarious than the "Wedding Crashers" that could happen. Some of us will feel the absolute need to be there. And I see you took angela's advice. If you go back and search the archives here you will see an admonishment from our very own soccer-mom-speedster-spyder-speed-freak posted up close after the '07 Dragon Run that you ought to run w/ the fun feelings for no less than a year, meet the family, and then decide. And so, armed w/ that sage instruction, you went and did it. Good thing you had us all here to help explain it to you. We'd hate to see this thing get cross-threaded. Like Gordon said: "pleasantly not surprised". It's gonna be grand and I am so happy about this I think I'll need one of Vince's hankies.
Heel
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Heel? Ha! Heel THIS big boy!
angela
angela
OK, I'm selling tickets to those of you who want to watch Angela open a BIG can of Whup-A$$ on Vince at Morro Bay 2009!
Gimme two.........
It was only a metter of time.
Thanks, Vince.
Thanks, Vince.
What
Six days, two hours and forty-five minutes ...
Is that next Sat. at 3:56 PM?
~WB
~WB
That's funny! I guess my watch is off -- but how ironic is that?
We should have done 3:56! Instead, since the invitations read 4:00, we're gonna have to live with our oversight.
Verdampt!
We should have done 3:56! Instead, since the invitations read 4:00, we're gonna have to live with our oversight.
Verdampt!
Uff Da!!!
So have the preacher start it a few minutes early. If anyone complains, tell 'em your watch was a little fast - or their's was slow.
Wish I could be there. All the best. You both deserve it.
Wish I could be there. All the best. You both deserve it.
Thanks, fellas!
Here's a very recent tidbit on the reason I gotta go and why we've decided to tie the knot so quickly:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081117/ap_on_re_af/ml_piracy/print;_ylt=AnmI1x4OFhEVnSZXpXpCb8UV6w8F
Here's a very recent tidbit on the reason I gotta go and why we've decided to tie the knot so quickly:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081117/ap_on_re_af/ml_piracy/print;_ylt=AnmI1x4OFhEVnSZXpXpCb8UV6w8F
Cory - be SURE that 'Bad Monkey' is at the ready!!
Cory, sounds like something more than my Mossberg is needed! Good luck with the marriage and the pirates! Being that it is a Saudi ship with no US personnel aboard, I would expect the standard salvage agreement would apply. What do you figure the der-diem on a USN assault carrier, a Frigate, and a tired but willing Hoopty driver cum "Our man in the breach" should set the King back for our little assist? We'll take it in oil at $65 a barrel! Be safe and bring it home ASAP!
It should be a (boarding) party. I'll send pictures.
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THAT'S what I'm talking about! Be safe, Cory!
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Well I guess the happy couple are a happy couple by now. Good Luck!
~WB
~WB
Corey, Teresa......Best wishes and all that....by the way, check the defroster vents......
OK Youze guys! Where Da Pics?
~WB
~WB
Wedd'n pics... we don't need to honeymoon pics :)
Yes we do - proof, we need proof!!!! :>)
El Gordo was the Man on the Scene, so let's fork those pictures over, sir. We need a shot of that Hawaian shirt and Bermuda Tux.
Never mind, saw the other thread.
Yup. It's official. Gordon did a great job as the Public Eye. Thanks again, Gordon!
We'll be putting the professional photographer's work up soon (most likely on flickr); he said he had something like 1,500 images to sort through before he lets them go.
He was right on time, too. Very much the consumate professional. I got the feeling he's not a 'wedding photographer.' I think he moonlights doing ceremonies, but he acted very much like a news man.
Oddly, he got every shot we were hoping he would, but was never in anybody's way. No ego, either. Great guy.
We'll be putting the professional photographer's work up soon (most likely on flickr); he said he had something like 1,500 images to sort through before he lets them go.
He was right on time, too. Very much the consumate professional. I got the feeling he's not a 'wedding photographer.' I think he moonlights doing ceremonies, but he acted very much like a news man.
Oddly, he got every shot we were hoping he would, but was never in anybody's way. No ego, either. Great guy.
Congrats, Cory!
All the best.
All the best.