The Rapture that Never Was

Hi Guys:

Seems like I

Good God! Did I oversleep the raptures? I went to bed early and missed Geraldine too! Well there's always December 2012.

Nolan -- also putting in post-rapture appearances were this whiskey-voiced radio guy who kept announcing WWF matches, this fast-talking Arab dude from Jersey named Ahmed with this uncanny resemblance to Dr. Clock, and Lucille, a long-retired Vegas showgirl who lives in an old Airstream outside Barstow and wears turtleshells for falsies. I could be wrong about Lucille. But you really shoulda stayed up. And there is video.

We missed both Carlisle (sounds like we missed a whole lot this year) and the Rapture.

Bummer.......

My daughter had a BIG party for it - even rented a Bouncy house for the kids and had her fiance flipping burgers and ribs on the grill and then.....nothing. No rapture, no waving to all those people being lifted to heaven (As Billy Joel sang: "I'd rather dance with the sinners than cry with the saints"), just burgers and ribs and tater salad....

At least the kids had a great time bouncing for hours. Kids really know how to deal with the End of All Things. Just bounce through it.

...until they're old enough to drink through it.

Missed you, man. You and the wife and kid.

If we can't see the last photos taken of Osama Ben Laden we should at least see the video of geradine!

I vote "AYE" to showing the video!

From what I hear I missed it by THAT MUCH.

Would you believe, THAT much?