Had my car since January. Nothing but a bunch of old men admiring on it. But early yesterday morning, on a little trip to the grocery store for some bacon/french bread, I slow down to go around a brand new mercedes S. The lady in the car puts her little finger out the window and motions to come hither... By this time I had the brakes fully depressed, and with raised eyebrow I point to my chest and mouth the word "me"? Affirming she wanted to talk I pulled over. Out from the car comes a very exotic looking 30 something year old gym babe dressed from ankles to shoulders in tight low cut black spandex and all the imagineable endowments. She immediately asked me if I would sell my car...wants to buy mine as a birthday present for a girlfriend. Was hoping instead she would ask if I'd sell my soul, but being caught off guard, hair mussed, teeth unbrushed, and heavy sleep eyes, I just accepted this little visial gift from Heaven as that, and handed over the information with fast fading hope that somehow we would be taking a jacuzzi together anytime soon. I gave her VS business card with Kirks name on it and told her to also get on SpeedsterOwners.com and look up Troy Sloan for a used one that's been checked out good."Trustworthy" sources...I said. Dont know her name but if some young sounding chick from Granite Bay calls for a car as a birthday gift you owe me a beer! And if you do meet her I recommend the best mirrored sunglasses you have! Also might want to brush your teeth and fix yourself better than I did. You never know when this may happen! Certainly got my heart going for the day and a smile for the morning!
Sorry guys- no photo (you wish)
