OK GERD, NO MORE DRUNK POSTING FROM YOU.
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OK GERD, NO MORE DRUNK POSTING FROM YOU.
MARK WHERE WERE U THIS WEEKEND
YA MISSED A FUN RUN
YA MISSED A FUN RUN
FOR SALE
VINCE
I HAVE DECIDED IT IS TIME TO SELL VINCE
POSITIVE POINTS
GIVE ME TIME TO THINK BUT THERE MUST BE SOME
NEGATIVE POINTS
FOCKEN BUTT UGLY
DRINKS SCOTCH
WIFE IS HOT BUT HE WONT LET U HIT ON HER
HAS A KARMEN GHIA YOUNGER THAN HIM
WRECKED HIS BIKE INTO AN 80 YEAR OLD LADY SITTING IN A HANDICAP PARKING SPOT
WEARS THONGS AS UNDERWEAR INSTEAD OF SHOES ( HAVE U SEEN THEM)
WAS SELECTED TO JUDGE CARS AT ONE OF THEM SHOWS CAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE WAS NEAR DEATH
FROM TERRY HE IS IMPOTENT
FROM JIM HE IS IMPORTANT
FORGOT TO MENTION THE MONTHLY COST OF DIAPERS
OH FORGOT TO MENTION INCLUDED IN THIS SALE ARE WEEKENDS WITH JIM AND GERD CRUISING THE CALIFORNIA COAST.
VINCE
I HAVE DECIDED IT IS TIME TO SELL VINCE
POSITIVE POINTS
GIVE ME TIME TO THINK BUT THERE MUST BE SOME
NEGATIVE POINTS
FOCKEN BUTT UGLY
DRINKS SCOTCH
WIFE IS HOT BUT HE WONT LET U HIT ON HER
HAS A KARMEN GHIA YOUNGER THAN HIM
WRECKED HIS BIKE INTO AN 80 YEAR OLD LADY SITTING IN A HANDICAP PARKING SPOT
WEARS THONGS AS UNDERWEAR INSTEAD OF SHOES ( HAVE U SEEN THEM)
WAS SELECTED TO JUDGE CARS AT ONE OF THEM SHOWS CAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE WAS NEAR DEATH
FROM TERRY HE IS IMPOTENT
FROM JIM HE IS IMPORTANT
FORGOT TO MENTION THE MONTHLY COST OF DIAPERS
OH FORGOT TO MENTION INCLUDED IN THIS SALE ARE WEEKENDS WITH JIM AND GERD CRUISING THE CALIFORNIA COAST.
Do you accept PayPal?
Indian trading beads excepted....I used to wear them in the 60's-70's
You should have seen where he wore them . .!!!
Going to ZZ TOP this Friday night, House Of Blues on Sunset....
eat your hearts out.....
eat your hearts out.....
Hope you're wearing your "Gerd-on-vacation" tee shirt when they play "She's got legs"....
HEY VINCE ASK THEM TO SING 8675-309
Why hasn't there been any offers? He's probably old and used. The body is in poor shape, and the exterior needs to be rubbed out. The interior is a little ragged. And the engine, even though it runs on alcohol, it sounds like it will blow anytime. Gerd, maybe you should lower the price.
The wife says my entertainment value is quite high...
How does she say it..."never a dull moment" I think she says....
I could always be used as a bad example...
How does she say it..."never a dull moment" I think she says....
I could always be used as a bad example...
WELL I SOLD VINCE THIS MORNING.
HE WILL BE SHIPPED OFF TO THE EAST COAST TOMORROW.
THE BOYS OUT THERE WOULD LIKE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON HIM.
HE WILL BE SHIPPED OFF TO THE EAST COAST TOMORROW.
THE BOYS OUT THERE WOULD LIKE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON HIM.
yeah those gay pigs on the east coast will eat him alive...
http://graphicshunt.com/funny/images/gay_pig-12442.htm
http://graphicshunt.com/funny/images/gay_pig-12442.htm
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says...
"does this meat taste funny"
"does this meat taste funny"
And later on the cannibal passed his brother in the jungle.
Is this bordering on the health care discussion again? I understand from listening to Fox News that we'll all be euthanized as soon as we are eligible for Medicare and then fed to illegal aliens. I'm buying stock in Soylent Green right away.
GK
GK
Vince's Observed Positive Points:
1. Terry (I think he abducted her)
2. Good Taste (cars, booze, etc)
3. Good sense of humor. Wicked good sense of humor...
4. Very kind person (unless you're Gerd, then you only get to
see Vince-da-prick, not Vince the nice guy).
5. Veteran
There's more but I've probably used up all the "nice" that naughty Vince could possibly stomach - LOL!
angela
1. Terry (I think he abducted her)
2. Good Taste (cars, booze, etc)
3. Good sense of humor. Wicked good sense of humor...
4. Very kind person (unless you're Gerd, then you only get to
see Vince-da-prick, not Vince the nice guy).
5. Veteran
There's more but I've probably used up all the "nice" that naughty Vince could possibly stomach - LOL!
angela
Angela, good to have you back, you seem to have been gone a while...
How is Dad enjoying his new/old ride?
How is Dad enjoying his new/old ride?