There are lots of reasons to like Stan and all he stands for, many of them subliminal. You know you do, but you just cant say exactly why. Full disclosure: I've been traveling the west coast and busy w all sorts of shyt at home, but please know that I am signed up and planning to do the slog. Arrive Wed, depart Sun, God willing. So check that box. Due to said travel, it has now taken me a bit to read through the recent dialog. I pick out two things for the record. First is I am also down with the community fire pit thing. Pls figure how to get that done. [I'm pretty sure I'm not going to like peanut butter bourbon, but that's a whole other story.] Second: the lyrical waxing on and on about coffee. Which relates to the subliminal messages mentioned above. As I read through the chit-chat I was forming up my personal rejoinders, as I do like a good cup of Joe, although I need to mind the caffeine. How was I going to explain all of that with correct prose and appropriate wit? And so it comes that I did not have to, as Stan has said it all about the way I might have. To wit:
"I'm still partial to super-dark, over-roasted Charbux French Roast. The Don Pablo was fine, but it didn't rock my world. Costco runs sales on what I buy.
Nobody likes my bean, and that's fine. I've got no idea who decided I was a coffee snob, but it's not true - I'm a coffee junkie. The caffeine is not the pull for me, it's the flavor of coffee. I like coffee. I'm perfectly happy with Folgers that's been cooking down on the hot-plate of a Bunn drip machine. I like strong coffee. More is more.
Hampton Inn dark roast is perfectly palatable. It's just not quite strong enough.
I don't want coffee that tastes like something else. I don't want coffee that barely tastes like coffee. I don't want any coffee that allows me to see the bottom of the cup, or even to see 3/4" down in the cup. I don't want any blonde roast nonsense. I don't care what the hipster "connoisseur" wants me to like - he's a little pretentious twit who's never been to Europe or South America to drink really strong, really dark coffee."
It is about the taste, and as the man said, more is more. My particular challenge is to find that perfect roast (for a cuppa or a dopio machiato) decaffeinated. I have found a few. They are made. Many coffee emporiums will say they can do a decaf espresso, but they mostly just use a decaf dark roast and pass it off as "espresso". N.B: I have indeed been to Italy (and Spain) where espresso rules with an iron hand, so I know. And for all you would be (or actual) coffee snobs/junkies that just tuned out at the first mention of decaf, I understand. I have found, with the encouragement of my cardiologist, that I really don't need that jolt, if the taste is right. Philosophical question: does anybody know what caffeine tastes like all by itself? What in fact does it add beside its effect as stimulant?