Yes it has been a REALLY long time, so long in fact that maybe most people forgot or were not even SOC members when this started ;-)
Anyway, I had an idea about a tow bar for flat towing the Baron. Got lots of advice here (it’s what we do), and charged off under my own steam to figure this out. First, bought a VW tow bar (Empi version I do believe) and looked at how that would fit to the torsion bar tubes -- there are two to choose from but really the upper one does not work as is too high. Short of that story: no can do -- too much other stuff already clamped on there and big honking sway bar taking up all the room. Just not going to work, plus even if there was room the bar is pretty far back there and the devil to reach with the car just sitting on the ground. Hmmm . . . One thing that is attached to the torsion tubes is a small, welded box frame that extends forward and basically holds the front of the FG nose more or less in place, plus secures the brackets for the bumper to the chassis. What can I do with this, I says?? If there was a tube attached to this box frame of appropriate diameter, welded up nice, then the tow bar could be attached to that. Seems like there is plenty of volume for such a thing. So I go look for a good welder, and find one down the road. Take the tow bar and car to him and say here’s what I am thinking, what do you think? And he says, “I can do that.” And so he does.
Then I gotta get some towing lights and arrange them so they can be seen from behind with the top up. Piece of 1 by 6, a little of this and a little of that, some old galvanized bracing, bent up to suit, a few tie-wraps (no duct tape, please note) and so it is. Plus an adjustable drop down hitch so the bar can be set to the right height for two cars: a Mazda 6 and a Subaru Outback, whose hitches come off at very different heights and one is 1-¼” square and the other is 2” square, so need an adapter so everyone can play nice. And don’t forget the safety chains. Damn lot of hardware, actually. See pics. Careful observers will note the addition of luggage hooks attached to the back of the “tub”. These are appropriate for Coupes, but not Speedsters, so I am told. But they are Gen-U-ine Porsche hasps, direct from Stoddard.
I post all this up to show what I am sure will work, but have not yet tried – that comes tomorrow. Between a handsome fee for the welder (he's very good, you should see what the hot rodders ---> look further down for rest of text . . . around here have had him do . . .) , the tow bar (which had to be made narrow by the welder, I forgot to mention), and the various towing accessories (lights, wires, hitch adapters and safety chains) I figure this coming in at around $800. Hey, it’s a hobby .
Pics not in a good sequence -- sorry