Keith, I believe it was the Roman philosopher Cutsus Wheelsoffus who once said, "If I were to hack the rear brake assemblies off of my Volkswagen, changing them out for something unintended, what would I be left with?"
That answer came about fifty years later, answered by another Roman philosopher, Jackus Standus. Standus' reply came only after spending forty-nine years working on and under Wheelsoffus' Volkswagen.
"You will wind up with immense frustration, a papyrus-weight of great proportions and, finally, you will die with a regret."
I'm jus' sayin' ...