"Hoss Hallstrand and Gordon Speedy Delivery Service", just a-waitin to do business with ya. I believe that "Hoss" has already posted a picture of his side of the business (I think it was his best side, too - Hoss! Where's that picture at??)
'Course, this time of year with the snow and all, and Washington State be'in way on t'other side of the rockies, there would also have to be a slight "High Altitude Snow" surcharge in case we hit unexpected delays if the roads are closed in the mountains due to snow.
My brother, Darrell, reminded me of the proximity of all them volcanoes up there in the Washington State area and how they's all connected to those earthquakes causin' them "Zoo-Nami's", so we'll have to figger out if we need to charge a separate "Volcano and Zoo-Nami" surcharge, just to cover those unforeseen circumstances....
Barring all them other things, I figger that, given good weather and a stop-over in Golden Colorado for a tour of the Coors Beer Brewin' facility (at no extra charge to YOU!), and then another stop in "Red Dirt Country" to visit our other brother, Jim-Bob Ward (ok, so he's a HALF brother) [ok,ok, so he's really only half a brother, but we got the GOOD half] we should have your little Speedster delivered to Arkansas in about a week. Less if there's no snow or volcanoes or "Zoo-Nami's" and if we happen to catch brother Jim-Bob t'home (ya never know with him).
So what'cha think? We gotta deal or what?
