I came in to work this morning to find an enormous sign in the front yard. The sign says there's a new street open -- yards away from the sign.
WTF? Don't we have enough signs?
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I came in to work this morning to find an enormous sign in the front yard. The sign says there's a new street open -- yards away from the sign.
WTF? Don't we have enough signs?
WTF? Don't we have enough signs?
" Road Dept Will Pave Your Driveway For Free....Call XXX XXXX "
" End The War Now "
" Hillary Bites "
" You Have Run Out Of Road "
" Stop "
" Caution Goose Poop Ahead "
" Don't Read This Sign...U Will Go Blind "
" Wait Here For Next Available Road Flagger "
" Free EZ Pass Next Right "
" Light travels faster than sound....This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak "
" If the cowboy boots fits... get another one just like it"
" A fine is a tax for doing wrong...a tax is a fine for doing well.
" When going into court u put yourself in the hands of 12 people who
weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty"
......Be creative Cory and have a good laugh
" End The War Now "
" Hillary Bites "
" You Have Run Out Of Road "
" Stop "
" Caution Goose Poop Ahead "
" Don't Read This Sign...U Will Go Blind "
" Wait Here For Next Available Road Flagger "
" Free EZ Pass Next Right "
" Light travels faster than sound....This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak "
" If the cowboy boots fits... get another one just like it"
" A fine is a tax for doing wrong...a tax is a fine for doing well.
" When going into court u put yourself in the hands of 12 people who
weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty"
......Be creative Cory and have a good laugh
...the sign is so the mooks driving 90MPH by the station don't miss making the turn for their street!
The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
Burma-Shave
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
Burma-Shave
"this is a sign"
Great direction this is going in -- let's see who can be the most creative for a two-page message, and I'll snap a photo in the middle of the night ...
Instant gratification ...
Instant gratification ...
How about, "anyone wanting a free sign, please haul this sign away" then you get a good laugh if someone hauls it away.
I had someone do something similar once to me.
I had someone do something similar once to me.
YOUR MESSAGE
HERE
CALL CORY
555-5555
HERE
CALL CORY
555-5555
How about...
Want to talk about this sign... log on to speedsterowner.com > select the General (Non-Technical) advise tab and go to town!
Want to talk about this sign... log on to speedsterowner.com > select the General (Non-Technical) advise tab and go to town!
"For a Good Time - Call Cory - 555-5555"
"Special - Black Paint Jobs - Call Steve - 555..."
"DANGER! Red-Headed Woman Driver Ahead - EXIT IMMEDIATELY"
angela
"Special - Black Paint Jobs - Call Steve - 555..."
"DANGER! Red-Headed Woman Driver Ahead - EXIT IMMEDIATELY"
angela
Wanted well endowed female that can tolerate a few bugs in her teeth. 800 555 CORY
........and is not a nag, and will NEVER want me to sell my toys, and has a brain............
DREAM ON, but they are out there, just a lot of chaff before the wheat!
DREAM ON, but they are out there, just a lot of chaff before the wheat!