Vintage Mototcar LTD , Scottsdale, Az. I bought a shiny red car and that’s Biggest mistake..Part One

What am I missing here?

Either avoid this thread or put some popcorn on. I can't decide, but leaning towards ignore.

I’m with “ignore,” I think.

" As the Nardi Wheel Turns " ……... Yawning.....sniff sniff  ummm Is that Popcorn ?

Panhandle Bob posted:

This whole thing borders on incoherent.

Borders?

We've passed through the heartland of incoherent, and are careening towards surreal.

I want a chicken with feet with no back claws and a beak like Charles De Gaul. I hate watermelon.  It might rain on Tuesday. I blame Vintage Mototcar LTD , Scottsdale, Az.