There are limits to a Mexican Food Dinner and "Pull my Finger". You do it enough and someone gets hurt.
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Classic tequila torque displacement
Oh good heavens, is that your finger joint? Or should I say "was" that your finger joint? GAHHH!
angela
angela
was alcohol a contributing factor
Rob that must of been one helluva burrito!
I can personally attest to the fact that under such circumstances with alcohol as a participant, there is no pain. No need for anesthesia. Just pull on it hard and all is well -- at least until the next morning . . .
Seriously, alcohol was not involved (until after)neither was Mexican food. Tried to pop it back but it would not budge. I once pulled my own into place many years ago. The splint comes off just in time for Pismo beach. Now I really wish there was a #2. Bob's wife Jessica, #1 in a series
Hey Jessica, #1 in a series Pull this.....
hey Vince, your hand is in the way. :>) bob's wife Jessica #1 in a series
Oh, Sorry, happens all the time...
Just the other day I went to the Doc for my annual check-up, and she told me I needed to stop masterbating, I asked her why, and she said "because I'm trying to examine you"....
(in case you missed that one on another thread)
Just the other day I went to the Doc for my annual check-up, and she told me I needed to stop masterbating, I asked her why, and she said "because I'm trying to examine you"....
(in case you missed that one on another thread)
Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa !
Is she an ORAL surgeon?
Speedster "D"
Speedster "D"
i always ask for a DR with skinny fingers for my annuals.
And close cropped fingernails???
"Does this mean we're engaged ?"
Ok, this is a true, although slightly naughty, story...
My buddy has a son named Paul. Paul is a great guy, smart, good humored, good athlete, hey, did I mention good humored?
He went in for his annual poke and tickle exam. His regular doctor was gone and there was a female doctor standing in. She asked if he was OK with her examining him and he said "sure, you're a Doctor!"
She completed his exam and then made the unfortuante mistake of commenting afterward, "now see, that wasn't bad was it?"
To which Paul replied, "No, not at all. But it sure was different than when my regular doctor examines me."
She replied, "oh, what do you mean?"
Paul, "well, when he does the exam, he has BOTH hands on my shoulder..."
Guess the lady doctor stood there for a second and then burned beet red!
angela
My buddy has a son named Paul. Paul is a great guy, smart, good humored, good athlete, hey, did I mention good humored?
He went in for his annual poke and tickle exam. His regular doctor was gone and there was a female doctor standing in. She asked if he was OK with her examining him and he said "sure, you're a Doctor!"
She completed his exam and then made the unfortuante mistake of commenting afterward, "now see, that wasn't bad was it?"
To which Paul replied, "No, not at all. But it sure was different than when my regular doctor examines me."
She replied, "oh, what do you mean?"
Paul, "well, when he does the exam, he has BOTH hands on my shoulder..."
Guess the lady doctor stood there for a second and then burned beet red!
angela
BWAAAAAAAA!!
Double BWAAAAAHAAAAAA!
Yo, Vinny,
I bet there is an OB/GYN version of angela's story out there somewhere . . .
I bet there is an OB/GYN version of angela's story out there somewhere . . .
Too funny........I almost blew my coffee
Kelly - I think you're right! Its a visual joke with a punch line something like this...
OB/GYN to attractive female patient on exam table: "...would you like me to numb that before we begin our procedure?"
...I think most of you know the rest...
OB/GYN to attractive female patient on exam table: "...would you like me to numb that before we begin our procedure?"
...I think most of you know the rest...
I don't know the rest..
How about:
She completed her exam and then made the unfortuante mistake of commenting afterward, "now see, that wasn't bad was it?"
To which Pauline replied, "No, not at all. But it sure was different than when my regular doctor examines me."
She replied, "Oh, what do you mean?"
Pauline: "Well, when he does the exam, he saves me a lot of money and gives me a full breast exam at the same time.."
She completed her exam and then made the unfortuante mistake of commenting afterward, "now see, that wasn't bad was it?"
To which Pauline replied, "No, not at all. But it sure was different than when my regular doctor examines me."
She replied, "Oh, what do you mean?"
Pauline: "Well, when he does the exam, he saves me a lot of money and gives me a full breast exam at the same time.."