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Reminds me of a funny joke...   What is the fastest thing in the world?

4 pilots were on a trans-Atlantic flight from the UK to the US.  The topic of speed came up, and the first pilot said: "There's nothing faster than the concord."

The second pilot said: "No, there's nothign faster than the speed of light."

The third pilot said... "Actually, the human thought process is faster than light.  In a split second, you can think about the far ends of the universe, yet it will take millions of years before light could reach that far."

Then the fourth pilot said "No... the fasted thing in the world is the sphincter muscle."

The other three pilots looked at him in disbelief... "The sphincter muscle?"

"yes," he said... "the sphincter muscle.  A few years ago, I was a co-pilot on the concord.  We go struck by lightning, and before I could think of it, I crapped in my pants." 

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